psychospacenun:

sometimes i look at myself in the mirror and i’m like why does it look like i haven’t slept all semester? and then i remember that it’s because i haven’t slept all semester

(via fellatioutboy)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via the-alltimelow)

underthe-corktree:

"I heard your life revolves around that emo guy"

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(via patrick-hump)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via pizza)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via def1ne-sempiternal)

the-alltimelow:

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

the cold?

(Source: bearholdt)