embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via sunriseskaterkidss)

himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(via hotboyproblems)

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via the-pokemon-professor-of-reality)

rnackenzie:

www.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).com

(via cumfort)

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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(via hotboyproblems)

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

(via shouldnt)

porkrub:

I keep forgetting Im like an adult and not 16….like…I can tell my parents no….they don’t own me…..but I still live under their roof and they pay for my insurance and phone so it’s like…..awkward….I’m free….but not because I’m poor

(via the-pokemon-professor-of-reality)

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